| Acronym | Meaning |
 | LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
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