| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
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