| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
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