| Acronym | Meaning |
| GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |