| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
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