| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
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