| Acronym | Meaning |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |