| Acronym | Meaning |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| D&D | Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention) |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |