| Acronym | Meaning |
 | SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
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