| Acronym | Meaning |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |