| Acronym | Meaning |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| COSMONAUT | Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| OBE | Open Both Ends (known In UK As DNV - Diarrhoea And Vomiting) |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |