| Acronym | Meaning |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |