| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
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