| Acronym | Meaning |
 | AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
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