| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
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