| Acronym | Meaning |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| TBC | Total Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| PBOO | Pine Box On Order |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |