| Acronym | Meaning |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |