| Acronym | Meaning |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |