| Acronym | Meaning |
 | SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
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