| Acronym | Meaning |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |