| Acronym | Meaning |
 | POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| COSMONAUT | Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
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