| Acronym | Meaning |
| IP | Insurance Pain - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |