| Acronym | Meaning |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |