| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
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