| Acronym | Meaning |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |