| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
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