| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| NAD | Not Actually Done |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
| AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
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