| Acronym | Meaning |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |