| Acronym | Meaning |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| D&D | Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention) |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |