| Acronym | Meaning |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| JIC | Jesus Is Calling |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |