| Acronym | Meaning |
 | SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
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