| Acronym | Meaning |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |