| Acronym | Meaning |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| AOB | Alcohol On Board |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |