| Acronym | Meaning |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |