| Acronym | Meaning |
 | MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
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