| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| HHS | Hospital Hobo Syndrome - Person Who Visits Multiple Hospitals Seeking Attention Or Accommodation |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| AOB | Alcohol On Board |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
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