| Acronym | Meaning |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| D&D | Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention) |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |