| Acronym | Meaning |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |