| Acronym | Meaning |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| TBC | Total Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| COSMONAUT | Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |