| Acronym | Meaning |
| 5-H-1-T | Polite Medical Term For Shit |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |