| Acronym | Meaning |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| TSL | Too Stupid To Live |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |