| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DIIK | Darned If I Know |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| AWTB | Away With The Birds; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
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