| Acronym | Meaning |
| TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |