| Acronym | Meaning |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| CRI | Cranial-Rectal Insertion Or Cranial-Rectal Inversion (head-up-ass Syndrome) |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |