| Acronym | Meaning |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| BIT | Burp In Transit (gas Seen In The Stomach On An Abdominal Film) |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |