| Acronym | Meaning |
| ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |