| Acronym | Meaning |
 | THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
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