| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
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