| Acronym | Meaning |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |