| Acronym | Meaning |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
| SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |